Conversations from the Weekend...

Hubby - "When you left service, I was asleep."

Me - "Yes, you were.  I went to hand you the bulletin and the card that pastor was referencing, but you were asleep.  I put it in my purse and left."

Hubby - "I remember praying and the next thing I know, you were leaving early to help the children's minister.  Why didn't you wake me?"

Me - "I didn't want to spoil the entertainment.  Not my job to keep you awake during service."