Conversations From The Weekend....

Hubby - "When did you get up?"

Me- "Seven."

Hubby - "What's wrong."

Me - "Stomach cramps."

Hubby - "Didn't you just have a period."

Me - "Yes....I said "Stomach Cramps".  Like in stomach bug."

Hubby  - "OOHHH!"

Under my breath -  "I hope you're next"!!!!!  (insert fiendish laughter)