What Were They Thinking..

Here's a picture my BFF texted me....



Best part....when it comes time to pay at WallyWorld, she reaches into the girls and pulls out bills and change.  Makes you want to be a cashier:).  I'm so jealous!  Even better, cashier says the bills were moist.  Gross!

Adventures in Ebay

Here's one of the best kept secrets in our house....Hubby is completely computer illiterate.  I'm not kidding.  His illiteracy has become an epic over the past 3 days.  He has been shopping eBay for the past two weeks searching for an auto part.  Don't ask...it is a story all by itself.  On Friday, he wants me to setup a pay pal account so he can purchase said part.  I told him to do it himself or he would never learn.  He's like look I've never taken a class on using computers.  I can't let this comment go and I say "do you think they off a "pay pal" class in college.  Figure it out.  An hour later, he comes in the bedroom and says he has purchased the part twice and paid for it twice.  Picture me shaking my head.

I put away my stuff and come out to look at the desktop.  He may have purchased twice, but has not paid twice.  I tell him to contact the sender and have the sender fix it.  He does.  The seller tells him it will be fixed in the morning.

Saturday, one of the transactions is missing, but the other transaction now has double the shipping.  I tell him to contact the sender again.  The sender is out of town and it will be Sunday before it is fixed.

Sunday....Still nothing and husband has been complaining ever since and somehow this is my fault!

Conversations From The Weekend....

Hubby - "When did you get up?"

Me- "Seven."

Hubby - "What's wrong."

Me - "Stomach cramps."

Hubby - "Didn't you just have a period."

Me - "Yes....I said "Stomach Cramps".  Like in stomach bug."

Hubby  - "OOHHH!"

Under my breath -  "I hope you're next"!!!!!  (insert fiendish laughter)

DISTRACTIONS OF THE REAL WORLD...IN OTHER WORDS...WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN GOING ON...

I've managed to pick up a nasty little stomach virus yesterday and today I feel like my stomach has been punched repeatedly.  Before the invasion, we took Little Darling #2 to get her hair cut for the first time.  Just a quick trim.  She still has all her curls. 

Little Darling #1's birthday is today.  We got his cake on Saturday.  Not sure when I will get to taste it.  I still need to get a present for his sister to get him.  I didn't quite get that errand finished.  I'm not sure what to get him.

One of my beastie's will be having baby #2 today.  I'm super excited.  Her darling will share the same birthday of Little Darling #1.

Who's Child Is This?

I love this comparison.  Of course she is a year older now, but people still comment how she is my clone.  It is almost scary how much alike we are.  You know what is really scary?  I still have the dress in my picture!



Picture said outfit pulled tight at the neck on that chubby baby.  My mother insists it's the same outfit.  This is either scary or an episode of Hoarders!

Conversations From The Weekend....

Hubby - "He doesn't know how to hang his balls?"

Me - "What????!!!!"

Hubby - "Look out the window. He doesn't know how to hang his balls."

Me - "Oh you're right. Don't you hang the balls from the ball hitch?"

Hubby - "Normally, but obviously he doesn't get it. Who hangs their balls of to the side like that?!"

Me - "Oh, he's from Oklahoma. It figures."

For those trying to figure out what we are talking about, here is the link:  Unique Truck Accessories.

Public Service Announcement

So today I posted the following on FB "Too bad you can't fire family!" I posted because I thought the quote was very true for so many of us. However, my family did not find it nearly as entertaining as I did. I must have hit the guilty bone because everyone wanted to make sure it wasn't them. For the record....IT. IS. NOT. YOU.